OK, we all know that I watch a crapload of "reality" TV. Literally.
I've been watching "Million Dollar Shoppers" on the Lifetime channel. It's follows 5 professional shoppers who go out and look for clothes for women who are shamefully wealthy. There's Barbet, the team of Tayler & Gregg, Derek, and the one I can't remember. I won't comment on her, because she's not as annoying as the others. They earn a 10% commission on the amount that their client spends, so it's not like it's a hugely profitable career.
1. Barbet. She shops as much for herself as for her clients. She is extremely annoying when she throws her bony, yet floppy, arms into the air, Rocky-style. Can I suggest a little Retin-A? OH MY GOSH....she was just driving with her knees while she plucked her eyebrows in the car. What an idiot.
2. Tayler of Tayler & Gregg. Not too crazy and annoying, but she really needs to do something with her hair. The topknot is getting boring.
3. Derek. He seems to be your stereotypical gay fashionista who occasionally likes to try the dresses on himself and strut his stuff. No problem. He's kinda cute. And I like his Southern accent.
4. Ok...I've saved the best (?) for last, and he's really my whole reason for this blog entry. Gregg. Now, I have no problem with his cross-dressing and his penchant for high heels, if that's his thing. What I DO have a problem with, is his grooming. OMG, he looks like a homeless person. I'm not a big fan of the scruffy beard. I mean, make up your mind, man...either have a beard, or don't. This guy's 'scruffy' goes all the way down past his Adam's apple. TRIM IT UP! His hair always looks dirty, the bleach job is bad, and it either hangs in strings or he's got it in a messy ponytail. His hair issues don't end there.The worst thing is, his hairy arms and hands. My gosh, man, if you're going to cross dress, do something about that hairiness! After looking at his arms, I can only imagine how gnarly his feet are in his high heeled peep toes. If I intended to spend a couple of thousand bucks on a dress, there's no WAY I'd let this trashy looking guy pick it out.
I've gone to every page and website I can find for this show, and I find NO place to make any comments. Maybe they did that for a reason.
There is no rhyme or reason to this, just whatever happens to cross my mind.
