Public Service Announcement

It has come to my attention that I have been lax in addressing a very real health issue that is affecting the men of this country in droves. Men of all ages, all heights and weights, all races and religions are suffering.

This condition has been the wrack and ruin of families and careers. It does not care whom it targets and symptoms can become apparent as early as puberty, or well into the senior years.

This terrible illness is known as WDS....Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Yes, ladies, when you find lipstick on his collar, or panties in the console of his car, it's not that he's a lying cheat....the man is SICK. It's not his fault.

WDS is just becoming widely recognized as an illness. We anticipate the first annual Wandering Walk 5K in the fall.

I understand that doctors will be issuing yellow parking placards and Medicare is gearing up for an influx of applications for coverage of Viagra to help those poor sufferers of WDS cope with the increased wear and tear on their Ds.

There will also be a golf tournament in the spring to raise funds to promote awareness. Tiger Woods has been named the poster child of WDS.

This has been a Public Service Announcement for Wandering Dick Syndrome.