Real Housewives of Limpdik Park

How's that for a title? If I could write a reality TV show about this place, that's what it would have to be called.

I love 'reality' shows. I watch those more than any other type of show on television. The only network shows I can think of that I watch are The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men. I can't believe Big Bang has been around so long and I'm just now discovering it. As for THM, I like Ashton just fine, but I don't like it that Jake has been turned into a pothead slacker.

The Voice, America's Got Talent, Nashville Star, X-Factor, but American Idol is still my #1 favorite. Did I tell you I knew Kelly Clarkson before she became a star? Ok, well, "knew" is a stretch...we worked for the same company back in Texas. She was a drug clerk for Eckerd Drug as a teenager in her hometown of Burleson, and I  worked for the pharmacy district manager of Eckerd, going from store to store, checking out compliance, and helping with inventory prep and that sort of thing. I remember meeting her during one visit and someone telling me she loved to sing.

Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough is one hot man. I love watching people who aren't supposed to be graceful find out they can dance.

Top Chef, Next Food Network Star, Chopped, Worst Cooks in America: Love watching chefs create yummy food. Also funny that some people can reach adulthood and not know how to cook an egg.

Celebrity Apprentice: Glad that Gotti is Gone. I had already called bullshit on her twice. I predict Penn Gillette for this season's winner.

How Do I Look is so much better than What Not To Wear, and it doesn't have the snooty Stacey and Clinton.

Project Runway (and AllStars), Project Accessory, and the coming Fashion Star. Gay men making pretty clothes. I love the catfights in the workroom.

All the others...Dance Moms, Tabitha Takes Over, Say Yes to the Dress, Four Weddings and I'm embarrassed to admit...Toddlers and Tiaras.

I watch all of them, except the Housewives and all those slutty women  from New Jersey

Who knows, maybe someday we'll have our RHLP show and you will all meet:
Sherita, our resident diva who thinks the rules don't apply to her.
Christina, who doesn't need medical marijuana to spice up HER night life.
Eugenia, who whistles when it's time for hubby to come in from walking the dog.
and of course Dotty the Chihuahua lady who is now spreading her own brand of doggy love to foster dogs ( see Life at Limpdik Park January 2012)